Eating Contest with Ben Schwartz
Put your sandwich where your mouth is!
One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
the zombies….they’re…here….
jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source
(via decapitating-dandelions)
The fire that was once blazing within in every fiber of my being, is now smoldering, leaving nothing but charred, hollow walls.
I can’t hear the traffic outside my window, nor the birds early morning chirping.
I can’t feel the sun. I can’t feel the wind.
I can’t see… anything.
My mind is filled with sorrow and guilt. Pain and bitterness.
Stop grieving for me. Stop pitying me. I’m still breathing. My heart continues to beat.
But what is so sweet, so lovely; the smile I carry under those swollen eyes.
For hope is what I’m reaching for. Hope that I’ll hear your voice again.
Mess. Just a Mess.
You stupid son of a bitch. You’re so fucking STUPID.
Tyler, you could’ve called someone, anyone. Fucking anyone. You can’t just leave us like that, no. No. …
…
I love you so much.
I remember when you first moved to Pardeeville in 3rd grade. You were sooo wild. And rude. And we picked on each other all through elementry. We were such assholes to eachother haha. It wasn’t until about 7th grade we began to realize how fucking awesome we both are.
I could count on you for anything, literally anything. Always, always, making me laugh, pissing me off, then apologizing and making me laugh again.
My best guy friend. You had my back and I had yours and all of our friends together, we were unstoppable.
I’m sorry I left you there in that shithole. I should’ve stayed. I had to get out though Tyler, I couldn’t do it anymore, you should’ve fuckin came with me, or something. I would’ve helped you, you know that.
I just…. I can’t imagine a world without Tyler Furman.
I though we were going to always be there for each other Tyler? What happened to beers in Jamaica when we’re both old and married? Couldn’t you for one fucking second stop worry about everyone else, and just help yourself, FOR ONCE?!
As we got older we did change. I got stronger, and you got weaker. I shouldn’t have left. We could’ve beat this, buddy. God, I know we could’ve.
Was it really worth having your little fucking sister find you dead in your closet?
Was it, Tyler? You dumb son of bitch god I’m so pissed off at you tyler, how could you??? How fucking could you?
I miss you. How can I get you back? You can’t be gone forever I just don’t believe it. You’re such a beautiful human being…. why would you do this?
I plan on seeing you someday. And I’m going to kick the shit out of you. Then we’ll go relax and have fun just like we did a few days ago. <3
I love you.
(Source: theamericankid, via push-and-shove)
